It has come to my attention that these silly girls have tried to bribe you with cookies and such, but I can beat them all.
See, here's the deal. Where as these amateurs are trying to bake you these piddly ass, pathetic tollhouse cookies, I own the mother load of all cookies. I can even be a part of your wildest fantasies and pretend to sell you a few boxes of them (although they are free for you baby) while you pretend to get your wallet from the kitchen.
Then, you can have your wicked way with me over the kitchen counter for being a naughty girl scout. I'll leave the cookies for you until I... ahem, cum again.
These girls want you to come and work for them, but I, being the selfless slave I am, want to cum and work for you.
I WINN!!!!!
Your willing and ready servant
Izzy
You're fightin' durty now. Edward's going to be a bright shade of purple when he reads that.
ReplyDeleteHe has a nice purple shirt that will just match his coloring. I hope he's wearing it tomorrow...