Just FYI

Just FYI Edward...I would never forget to bring you donuts.


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A better offer...

I think a little info in to my cookies needs to be given. These are my very own recipe, strictly kept within the family. They are the best cookies you will have ever tasted. Obviously this type of baking requires the correct attire....Now unlike Miss Izzy, I am not in to games. I am a straight forward kind of gal and I will just lay it out on the table for you. No pretending. Come to me and I will make sure you enjoy cookies more than ever before. Plus, it may interest you to know that I am a BIG believer in eating in bed *smiles sweetly*
And FYI while you may report to Chipper...Chipper reports to me *winks*

Edward, remember....

This is me:



















And you report to me. *smiles*

Dear Edward, I have a proposition for you....

Dear Intern Edward,

It has come to my attention that these silly girls have tried to bribe you with cookies and such, but I can beat them all.
See, here's the deal. Where as these amateurs are trying to bake you these piddly ass, pathetic tollhouse cookies, I own the mother load of all cookies. I can even be a part of your wildest fantasies and pretend to sell you a few boxes of them (although they are free for you baby) while you pretend to get your wallet from the kitchen.
Then, you can have your wicked way with me over the kitchen counter for being a naughty girl scout. I'll leave the cookies for you until I... ahem, cum again.
These girls want you to come and work for them, but I, being the selfless slave I am, want to cum and work for you.  
I WINN!!!!!

Your willing and ready servant  

Izzy

Upping my offfer

Seems that I have some stiff competition and Chipper doesnt plan to let Intern Edward go easily! So I now have to up my offer again...


Wadda ya say? *grins*

I'm innocent!

I just want it made clear, Edward, that I had absolutely NOTHING to do with this, and it's the evil, twisted machinations of my fanfic friends who strive to corrupt and warp my fragile, innocent mind. *smirks*

Coming soon!

Intern Edward Merchandise, coming soon...

Mornin' Intern Edward

Well it seems that Miss Izzy has tried to out-do me and my offer. She has caused me to step up my game. So as well as wishing you a VERY good morning I am going to put a new offer to you. The cookies are still on the table but along with that I am adding....



Me! Gift wrapped, ready, willing, able and all yours.

Have a good day *blows a kiss*

Good Night Intern Edward

Since Gem was nice enough to say good morning to Edward, I thought I would take the nights. Edward, darling, we wish you good night. Gem offers you cookies to work for her, but I am offer you whips and floggers if I can come to work for you. Free of charge of course, except I would like to have them used on me.

Right here....

Good night Edward. Sleep tight. And if you let me come work for you, I might throw in a cookie too.  

Mornin'

I just wanted to take the time to say a special good mornin' to Intern Edward (Bet Chipper don't go out of her way for that...Just sayin'). See, not only am I polite but I am upping my offer to two cookies...per day! Tempted yet? *grins*

Our Mission

Hello fellow Intern Edward lovers! Our mission with this fansite/blog is to expose the world to the cuteness of Chipper's intern...Edward. A round of applause for the adorable subject of this blog *claps happily*

And for the record, Edward if you are reading, I will pay you double plus a cookie to work for me instead *grins*