Just FYI Edward...I would never forget to bring you donuts.
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Wednesday, 11 August 2010
Tuesday, 10 August 2010
A better offer...
I think a little info in to my cookies needs to be given. These are my very own recipe, strictly kept within the family. They are the best cookies you will have ever tasted. Obviously this type of baking requires the correct attire....
Now unlike Miss Izzy, I am not in to games. I am a straight forward kind of gal and I will just lay it out on the table for you. No pretending. Come to me and I will make sure you enjoy cookies more than ever before. Plus, it may interest you to know that I am a BIG believer in eating in bed *smiles sweetly*
And FYI while you may report to Chipper...Chipper reports to me *winks*
Dear Edward, I have a proposition for you....
Dear Intern Edward,
It has come to my attention that these silly girls have tried to bribe you with cookies and such, but I can beat them all.
See, here's the deal. Where as these amateurs are trying to bake you these piddly ass, pathetic tollhouse cookies, I own the mother load of all cookies. I can even be a part of your wildest fantasies and pretend to sell you a few boxes of them (although they are free for you baby) while you pretend to get your wallet from the kitchen.
Then, you can have your wicked way with me over the kitchen counter for being a naughty girl scout. I'll leave the cookies for you until I... ahem, cum again.
These girls want you to come and work for them, but I, being the selfless slave I am, want to cum and work for you.
I WINN!!!!!
It has come to my attention that these silly girls have tried to bribe you with cookies and such, but I can beat them all.
See, here's the deal. Where as these amateurs are trying to bake you these piddly ass, pathetic tollhouse cookies, I own the mother load of all cookies. I can even be a part of your wildest fantasies and pretend to sell you a few boxes of them (although they are free for you baby) while you pretend to get your wallet from the kitchen.
Then, you can have your wicked way with me over the kitchen counter for being a naughty girl scout. I'll leave the cookies for you until I... ahem, cum again.
These girls want you to come and work for them, but I, being the selfless slave I am, want to cum and work for you.
I WINN!!!!!
Your willing and ready servant
Izzy
Upping my offfer
Seems that I have some stiff competition and Chipper doesnt plan to let Intern Edward go easily! So I now have to up my offer again...
Wadda ya say? *grins*
Wadda ya say? *grins*Monday, 9 August 2010
I'm innocent!
I just want it made clear, Edward, that I had absolutely NOTHING to do with this, and it's the evil, twisted machinations of my fanfic friends who strive to corrupt and warp my fragile, innocent mind. *smirks*
Friday, 6 August 2010
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